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I lost it at “2 bread”
1 gallon of regular chocolate
18 minutes of flour
5 plates of salt
wtf is harper talking about
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i-raised-you-danker-than-this:
todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now
well have i got some news for you
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whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 real shout out .. shout out … FOLLOWERS AHAAAAAHH ……………………… doing a shout out for .. if ur following it aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAUAU fuck… cant wait to meet up … peace …. aa .. a a .. a
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- me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
- me: *has to google how to cook an egg*